I'm a Libra, so Global Warming is a Lie.

What’s wrong with this resolution that was just approved by the South Dakota legislature?

NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED, by the House of Representatives of the Eighty-fifth Legislature of the State of South Dakota, the Senate concurring therein, that the South Dakota Legislature urges that instruction in the public schools relating to global warming include the following:
(1)    That global warming is a scientific theory rather than a proven fact;
(2)    That there are a variety of climatological, meteorological, astrological, thermological, cosmological, and ecological dynamics that can effect world weather phenomena and that the significance and interrelativity of these factors is largely speculative;

Astrological!  I have to wonder if the person who wrote this just wanted to see how stupid the legislature was.  Well, they have their answer.