I agree that Zach has the sexiest of the Palsies.  

Why wouldn’t Oprah put this guy on?  Nothing will be better, not even “Questions for David” (yay, inside joke!), or my idea where you contrast the lives of the billions of people in the developing world with the grotesque excesses of the people who star in shows on VH1 and Bravo.

Zach’s oprah deal (by Zach Anner)