First photo of the ironically titled “Tools for Success” slideshow that the finance staff of the GOP prepared to explain how the party plans to raise money for the midterm elections. Apparently, “success” includes stereotypically categorizing your base as either “Calculated Giving” (defined as acting out of pure greed) or “Visceral Giving” (defined as being afraid of the crazy, mixed-up, modern world with it’s President who doesn’t look like they do):
It is as of yet unclear where accidentally leaving this document in a hotel room to be discovered by the mainstream media and publicly broadcast fits into the GOP’s concept of success.
It is also unclear as to why “Scooby Doo” is a perjorative descriptor of anyone, especially Harry Reid:
