Sir David Attenborough. You've seen him on TV, you've watched his many films and, admit it, you hope he burn's in hell. Oh wait, you don't wish that the nice, elderly Brittish naturalist suffers an eternity of fiery damnation? Well, then apparently you are not a true Christian. Consider this article about the hatemail sent to Mr. Attenborough. Admittedly an atheist, I was particularly taken with the clarity of his response:
"I always reply by saying that I think of a little child in East Africa with a worm burrowing through his eyeball.
"The worm cannot live in any other way, except by burrowing through eyeballs.
"I find that hard to reconcile with the notion of a divine and benevolent creator."
How dare he blaspheme against the Lord and those goodly, Christian eyeball worms.