Monkey Synergy News

Two simian stories, each interesting but when combined they become something larger than themselves:

1.  There is a mystery monkey living on the lam in Tampa Bay.  It has eluded authorities for over a year, and now has over 31,000 facebook fans.

2.  The TSA has finally published their guidelines for the screening of helper monkeys. They will not be touching your monkey.

Together, I am sure the readership realizes that the TSA has provided a foolproof escape route for the Tampa Bay Mystery Monkey, should the heat get too intense in sunny Florida.  

Fight the power by cheating the system.