News Story, or Porn Plot Line?

I don’t imagine I would have to look too far to find an adult film with the following plot line:

Students decide to wear prom dresses too short and revealing for their uptight, countryfied school.  In retribution, school officials paddle the offending ladies.

It begins be less and less surprising that Alabama did not qualify for Race To The Top Funding.  

I Just Don't Know Which One To Pick...